Who's writing this thing?

Alex Pomer |al-iks poh-mer|

- noun (formal)

  1. a project manager and online media buyer at New Media Campaigns, a small web design and marketing firm in Carrboro, NC, who specializes in helping organizations take advantage of the ever-changing Internet, blogging and chatting with clients.
  2. a graduate of the Journalism School at The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill with a focus in poetry writing.

Origin: 1987; Greensboro, NC

Alex Pomer |al-iks poh-mer|

- noun (informal)

  1. someone who tries not to take life too seriously because it stresses him out, and when he’s stressed out, it stresses him out.
  2. a night owl who’d rather see the sun rise because he hasn’t slept yet and not because he had to get up that early.

Alex Pomer |al-iks poh-mer|

- noun (athletics)

  1. the self proclaimed best all around athlete in the world, he excels at no one sport.  His relative strengths are tennis, volleyball, skiing, ping pong and Words With Friends (username: alexpomer).
  2. a Tar Heel, Fantasy Football, Red Sox (since well before 2005), and Roger Federer fan.

Alex Pomer |al-iks poh-mer|

- noun (really informal)

  1. a jack of some trades you wouldn’t even consider including beatboxing, Chewbacca impressions, juggling and Gmail keyboard shortcuts.